tupacabra:

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

vvierd:

IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY WORST i dont blame u neither can i

the-larry-army:

edsomniac:

“are you dating taylor swift?”

ED I LOVE YOU

bunnysob:

do you ever just want to shake someone violently and say “have a crush on me you little shit”